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Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Sardar was busy removing a wheel

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler

Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy?

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

Heart is mobile and u r sim

GIRL:My heart is like a mobile
and you are the sim card

BOY:I m very happy. . .
Gal:dont b too happy. . .
If I get a new offer
I will change the sim card..!

Why women starts with W

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

Kissing while driving

Any man who can drive safely
while kissing a pretty girl
is simply not giving the kiss
the attention it deserves.

World’s smallest resignation letter!

World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you

Economics via Romance
In The Corridor of Mall

Do You Know
Why Boys hold Girl’s Hands?

Coz

If They leave their hand

They Will Go for Shopping.

It looks Romantic

But its Actually Economics.

Pathan goes India

Security: Who are you?

Pathan: I am Hindu

Security: Tell me tha 5 names of Bhagwan

Pathan: Yassu, Panju, Haar, Kabutar, Doli’

Boy To Girl

Boy:wht ur name
girl q btaon main tmhe nhe janti
boy: na btao main kon sa tmhy apni new honda car main bitha k 5 star hotel le jane wala tha
girl: nadia,b.com final year,jinnah colg,timing 8 to 1 pm.friday 8 to 12 pm.
sunday off
ati abu k sath hn wapisi pe akeli hoti hn

Karaya dar malik makan se..

ap k ghar may jaga jaga chohe nachtey phirthy hn
malik makan..tay hor salay 1200 wich “nargis” aa k nache gi

Pathan shiya ki majlis

Pathan shiya ki majlis mai gya aur waha dekha sab seenay pe hath mar k ro rahe hain

pathan bola oye khocha sath ye b to kaho na!

ALL IZ WELL..ALL IZ WELL..

1 pathan

1 pathan ne riksha roka or kaha: DATA DARBAR jao gay? Driver: haan jaon ga. Pathan: Acha ye shoper le jao wapsi pe mere liye CHAWAL lay ana.

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.
Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

You will die within 2 hours

Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.

A scientist cannot b a president, but kalam did it.

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi

Hey friend remember that without stupidity

Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Who‘s dear & near friend…

Who‘s hot… Its U,
Who‘s
Charming… Its U,
Who‘s
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who‘s
Intelligent… Its U,
Who‘s dear & near friend… Its U
Who‘s a liar.. Its me

Kehdo un parhne walon se

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?

A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man?
moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfirullah!

girl: can i kiss a boy?
moulvi: laahulawala quwata………

girl: can i kiss u?
moulvi: Bismillahh bismillah

Love is possible after friendship

Love is possible after friendship
but
friendship is not possible after love
because
medicines work before death
later nothing can be cured….!!!

Teri girl friend gaye bazar

twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Promise me we are true friends

Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey

itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta

AQAL HO NA HO

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Phol barsao mera dost aya hai

Baharo phool barsao mera “DOST”aya hai.
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai.

Barso tak thi jise pani se “ELERGY”
Woh aaj “LUX” se nahaya ha

Someday you may lose your hair.

Someday you may lose your hair.
you may lose your teeth- oyur money & even lose your mind.
But 1 thing you will never loose is oyur good looks.
because you cant lose what you don’t have!

Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

Stop only when we enter the examination hall

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Difference between wife & saali

What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake

2 men went 2 a callgirl

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Aisi apni wife ho

Aisi apni wife ho

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho

jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho

waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho

thori se woh quite ho
to mamorable her ek night ho

aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen kia cute hey

bheer main sub kaheen pakistan ki paidaish h0
beauty multyply by twice ho

favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho

zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho

hoonton ko dekh ker lagey jaisey coke diet ho

jub sari pehan ker nikley to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho

aisi apni wife ho agar aisi apni wife ho tu kia haseen life ho..

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua

Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

3 Movie tickets

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

All flowers are sweet but

Rose
Lotus
Tulip
Orchid
Sunflower
Jasmin
Lilly
All flowers r sweet but they have no comparison with u,
Kyun K
Gobhi K phool ki baat hi alag hai.

Husband aur wife in hotel

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi Wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

What’s d height of hope??

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”

if sumone calls u crazy

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
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lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai

Any boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
Wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
Wife : Abbe gin ne to De….

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study

There’s a bomb in my garden!

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.

What is the difference between monkey and donkey

What is the difference between
Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message
&
Donkey deletes this message.

Choice is urs…

Never KISS a lady police

Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

I say she’s no good!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it
Impossible to teach you anything!
Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!

Can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

Mental hospital is not so far

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

It’s too tight

Girl:It’s 2 tight
Boy:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I can’t,
Gal:It’s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We’ll buy new WEDDING RING!

Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
Wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai

Roses r lal skies r nila

Roses r lal
skies r nila,
ur brain is like khali patila.
Bura man liya?

O.K

Roses r red
skies r blue,
I born smart
what d hell hapened to u.

Thora sa or bura manlo

When u feel lonely and alone

When u feel lonely and alone
& cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u to an eye specialist !!

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

What happens when a lion roars thrice?

What happens when a lion roars thrice?
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Think
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Any guess?
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Ok i will tell you..
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!

I was a fool when I married you.

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

Wife: Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience

Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

Ladies hostel caught Fire

Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
& another 3 hrs 2 bring d Firemen
under control.

Was my fault…

Last night was my fault,
my wife asked,
“what’s on the TV?”
and ….. I said, “dust!”

Man needs a poison

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

Before and after marriage

Before Marriage:-

He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not that kind of person!
She:can I trust u?
He:yes..
She: Darling!

After marriage…
Now simply read from bottom to top

yesPillow is like a true love

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

A bull and a cow is grazing in the field

Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

U r a nice person…

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”
“Dard-e-bhutto”
Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,
hui thi wo election main khari,,
na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,
hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,
Dil main hay mere
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””
“”Dard-e-Bhutto””

ha koi muqabla karne wala

God has given many qualities to you

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Is liye farz tha aap ko batana

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

Wife came home with a goat.

Wife came home with a goat.
Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon”

Only true friends stand by u

Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.

The most cruel & wicked guy on earth

Devils went to Court to Prove
that he is The Most,
Cruel & wicked Guy on Earth.

But he Failed, He Came Out Angrily & Asked,
Yaar ye “ALTAF BHAI” kon hai?

Kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par

kal raat machar ne kata mere chehre par,
dil mien junoon tha…aankhoon mien khoon tha,

uthaya ussay masal dene k liye par khayal aya,
kambakht mien bhi akhir apna hi khoon tha

Before & after marriage

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.

Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”

How do u spell crocodile

TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

Wife:What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

A person who keeps on talking…

Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.

Recently fired stock trader

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.!

Taste this SMS

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Difference between Husband & gadha

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

Lecture on Sun

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

I just feel u….

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Hoslay saray azma baithay,
Hum zamanay k ghum utha baithay,

Jis ki chahat main umer bhar tarpay,
Us ki shadi ki biryani kha baithay

Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

What is a adult joke?

Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.

Do u want to hear a dirty joke

Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

1 ladki k saath ghoomay to

Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin…
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghoomay
to sab dekh lete hai..

1 machar 1 chinese aur aik memon

Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
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Khareedo gay?

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

I almost cried

Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
“Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching”

Really touching na?
I almost cried;->

Practical exam, and legs test

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Read this scary story if you dare

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU’ll face problem”
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..

he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-

How to get your brain exercised

2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!

Fact about women

Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband’s coat from 20 meters,
but can’t see a pillar from 2 meters
while parking a car . . . :

Miss use of english

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”

Difference between Friend & Wife

Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”

Smile meanings

Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling?
Pagal ey oy

How is the situation

Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

Fresh Flowers for You

Fresh Flowers for You…
What are You Looking for?
Flowers?
Have Some Sense Yaar…
Yeh Mobile Hai GAMLA Nahi.

Ye To Hai He Badtamiz

Father: Jao Beta Mery Liye 1 Glass Pani Le K Aao.
Beta: Nahi Abbu Mai Nahi Jaskta, Mai Game Khel Raha Hon.
Dosra Beta: Chorye Abbu Ye To Hai He Badtamiz
Aap Khud Ja k Pani Pi Len.
Aur Mere Liye Bhi 1 Glass Le Aayen.

Apne Mulk Ki Hifazat Karain

Apne Mulk Ki Hifazat Karain
Kyun k
Aap Ko Dulhan Yahan Se He Milni Hai…

Aur Jab Chooha Thak Gaya

1 Billi Chohey ko Pakar Rahi Thi,
Choha Bhag Bhag Kar Jab Thak Gaya
To Barrey Style Se Khary ho Kar Bola:
“Billo Rani! Kaho to Abi Jaan De Don.”

Hum Bohat Laiq They

Teacher ne Bachon se Kaha:
“Jab hum Student They to Bohat Laiq They.”
1 Bachy Ne Masoomiyat Se Kaha:
“Aap ko Teacher Qabil Mil Gaye Hon Gey.”

Memon Ki Fazol Kharch Biwi

Memon: Meri Biwi Bohat Fazool Kharach Hai.
Jab Se Shadi Hui Hai Roz 100, 200 Rupay Mangti Hai.
Dost: Woh In Paison Ka Karti Kya Hai?
Memon: Kya Pata! Maine Kabhi Diye He Nahi.
1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy

1 Aadmi k 3 Dost Thy.
Teeno doctor thy.
2 pagal thy 1 ko samj nahe aati the.
Jis ko samj nahe aati the us k 3 hospital thy.
2 band thy 1 kholta nahe tha.
Jo kholta nahe tha us main 3 fans thy.
2 band thy 1 chalta nahe tha.
Jo chalta nahe tha us ko 3 meknik k pas ly gy.
2 ko kam Aata nahe tha.
1 sy hota nahe tha.
Jis sy hota nahe tha.
Us k 3 Shagerd thy.
2 aaty nahe thy.
1 ghar me rehta tha.
Jo ghar me rehta tha
Wo Har Waqt Msg Parhnay Mai Laga Rehta Tha.

Qabristan Mai Charas

Ek Charsi Qabristan Mai Charas Pi Raha Tha K Police Aagai:
To Charsi Ne Chars Chupa Di.
Police: Kia Kar Rahy Ho?
Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.
Police: Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai.
Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Mai He Mar Gaya Tha.

Please Ignore Mat Karna

Please Ignore Mat Karna.
Ek Bacha Jo Bohat Chhota Hai
Kyon k Bachay Chhote Hote Hain.
Us Bechare ko Apni Potty Dhoni Nahi Aati.
Hum Log Rozana Kitne Fuzool SMS Karte Hain
Plz Ek ye SMS Bhi Sab Ko Forward Karen Ta’kay.
Koi Uski Potty Dhula Sakay.
Shukria. :-

Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free

One Good News
One Bad News
Good News: Jumma Bazar Me 1 Kg Aaloo K Saath NOKIA N97 Free
Bad News: 1Kg Aaloo
Rs 39,999/=Only.

SMS ki Tarah Girlfriend

Agar Girlfriend SMS ki Tarah Hoti
Life k inbox Mai Aai
Enjoy Kiya
Jigri Dost ko Forward Ki
Aur Phir
Apni Life Se Delete Kar Diya

Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho

Cigrette Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minutes Kam Kar Deta Hai.
Aur
Muskurana Aap ki Zindagi 8 Minute Zyada Kar Deta Hai.
Haste Raho Aur Peete Raho.
Jholay Laal

Apni Bracelet De Do

Girl 2 Sheikh: Mujhe Apni Bracelet De do main Isko
Dekh k Tumhay Yaad Karu Gi.
Sheikh:
Tum ye soch k muje Yaad Kar Lena k
Maine Maangi Thi Usne Nahi Di. :-

Jawan Hone ki Dawai

Maa: Beta America se Mery Liye Jawan Hone ki Dawai Bhajna.
Bety Ne America se Capsol Bhajy or kaha 1 se Ziyada nhi Khana.
Jub beta America se Wapas Aaya to Dekha
Ghar Main 1 Khubsurat Larki Ghoom Rahi Hai.
Beta: Tum Kon Ho?
Men Teri Maa Hon.
Beta: Abba Kahan Hain?
Maa: Unho ne 2 Kha Liye Thy Wo Jhooly Men So Rahy Hain. :-

Love an Electronic Product

LOVE
Is like an Electronic Product,
But…
Made In CHINA
No Warranty, No Guarantee…!
Chalay To Chaand Tak,
Nahi To Shaam Tak…

JUNG Me Kuch Nahi Rakha

Dosto JUNG Me Kuch Nahi Rakha,
AMAN Hi Sab Kuch Hai,
Ye Baat Maan Kar INDIA Ne PAKISTAN Ko Apni BACHIYAN Deni Shuro Kar Di Hain
Jesy K
MALIK K Liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM K Liye SUSHMITA SEN
Mere Liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap K Liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman Ki Aasha Jagao
India Se Bachiyan Book Karwao.

Balance Send Kar De

AAJ KI PIYAARI DUA
!….. YAA ALLAH ….!
Koi Ghalti Se Mere Number Pe Balance Send Kar De…:)
*. AAMEEN .*

Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai

Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.
Sunder Ban’na Hai To Khoob Rootho,
Because.
Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,
To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai.

Apni Beti Ka Cell Number

Master To Student:
A B C D Se Shuru Honay Walay Alphabets Se Sentence Banao.?
Student:
A=Apni
B=Beti ka
C=Cell Number
D=Dejiye! :-